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Child-rearing Advice from Rock Stars

Posted on May 24, 2013 with 0 comments

 

I was in a local 99-cent store the other day when this familiar kernal of wisdom descended from somewhere in the ceiling:

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them...if you did."

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Thank you, Sir Elton. Thank you.

 

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